I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
He put oyster crackers in his ramen noodles. Is that a thing? Because holy shit I had never thought of it before and if it's not a thing he's my new stoner hero for discovering it.
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
Randomize