She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
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Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
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