We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
i'm pleased to announce i can now open a bottle of wine with my shoe if called upon to do so.
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
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