You're my little dorito
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
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she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
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You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
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