I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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