is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
I have peed in a lot of sinks
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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