do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
where are you?
sonic
Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
The woman at the nail salon waxing my lip just showed me the strip with all the hair on it while smirking. Apparenltly 'you have a stache' can be communicated through a language barrier.
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
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