8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
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im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
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He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
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Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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