Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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