O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
there is cereal in my wallet where all the cash used to be.
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
No work today. I woke up and someone had written "Markhot Penis = Party" on my forehead in sharpie. Do you know a Mark?
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
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