I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
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Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
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Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
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