I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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