I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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