no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
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I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
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You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
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