whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
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His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
Emily is drunk. We're coming to see you at work and we're bringing jello shots for you.
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
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And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
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