She's JV to your varsity
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
I think people are normalizing furries
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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