But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
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