just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
and then I drunkenly screamed, "you can ride that Uber all the way to revenge city!"
which was funny until I realized I paid for my enemy's cab to go fuck my ex
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
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