did I really admit that id have sex with that cougar had I been more drunk?...ugh...i need to masterbate more
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
She even gives head with a lisp.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
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