He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
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