But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
I thought I was riding a bike, but I guess it was a vacuum cleaner
tell your sister to shave her snatch
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do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
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For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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