So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
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