you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
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