you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
A particularly funny moment you may have missed; you walked in to the basement to announce that whoever was cooking sausages had left them on the grill for Hella long, only to be told that you were in fact the person grilling. At which point you just said, "the sausages are done" and walked out
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
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