I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
i just overheard my mom tell my dad he should drink less so he could hit the right hole
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
ttyl tear gas
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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