like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
My dermatologist just asked me, "what happened here?" referring to the bruising on my nipples. I told her I walked into a door. Thanks for that awkward moment.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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