You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
Well the good news is my "i'm an adult" dinner party went well, they all brought wine and complimented my cooking abilities. the bad news is i woke up with the leftovers in my bed/on my face
On a separate but also a very relevant note, can we practice drinking wine like real people?
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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