Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side

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(678): View more from Georgia

Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.

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(248): View more from Michigan

Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.

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(214): View more from Texas

New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!

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(860): View more from Connecticut

so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name

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(203): View more from Connecticut

I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.

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(804): View more from Virginia

They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.

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(540): View more from Virginia

His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.

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(760): View more from California

As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.

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