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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  oh good, I think they're gone

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  the painters?

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  my herpes

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• (781): View more from Massachusetts

  i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.

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• (780): View more from Alberta, CA

  White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study

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• (407): View more from Florida

  Tbell employee was shuffling through my bag, calling off each item i ordered to make sure it was all there. I stopped him halfway through with "guy, don't worry, I'm high as shit, I'll eat anything."

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• (530): View more from California

  Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud

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• (540): View more from Virginia

  we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.

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• (469): View more from Texas

  Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.

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• (270): View more from Kentucky

  Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex

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• (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.

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• (520): View more from Arizona

  Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.

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• (858): View more from California

  I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt

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• (541): View more from Oregon

  I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂

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• (915): View more from Texas

  Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last

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