how can u be prego again
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
Someone signed my nipple.
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
Randomize
