Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
she texted me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn't even have her new number until 6 hours ago and bam we were rolling around drinking cotton candy vodka from the bottle she had stuffed in a boot
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
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