Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
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Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
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I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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