oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
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I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
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I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
I wish the guy in the stall next to me would stop moaning while taking a dump.
I wish you'd stop texting me from the toilet.
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