we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
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Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
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Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
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