And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
YAS. BRING CRAB.
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