Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Today I ate a sandwich and half my molar fell off, feels like a semi sprayed into my jaw.
I wish i was spraying into your jaw.
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?
You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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