I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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