What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
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you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
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You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
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