just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
My mom asked me to donate my child hood stuffed animals to the poor then I realized I was hiding liquor behind them. I told her I was too attached to them. She understood. Wrong in so many ways.
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
Randomize
