I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
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I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
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Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
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