I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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