They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
She spilled creme de menthe on her crotch and I told her she looked like a menstruating Vulcan (costume idea!). Obviously, I went home alone.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
Moral of the story: next time my plans include you and bourbon, I'm packing a toothbrush.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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