Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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