you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
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