that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
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