chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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