But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
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Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
I know, it's just the worst. Also, security almost took the burrito I brought for lunch. I thought I was going to have to pull a Liz Lemon and eat the whole thing before I could go through.
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You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
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