Dual....:-)
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
A very confused plastic surgeon just called. Apparently I called asking how much it costs to get a vodka funnel installed straight to my brain...
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
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