I seem to have left my pride at pride
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
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Shit. We're going to have to drink until they're cute
Hello cirrhosis
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
So then you challenged the bartender to an arm wrestling contest for a free bottle of vodka
Sweet. Did I win?
Youre hungover arent you?
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
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Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
We are no longer allowed to have pre 4th party week. I woke up with a donut stuck to my face and 'MILF' written in black marker on my stomach.
Mother of the Year
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." π ππ·
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
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