I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
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