Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
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i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
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As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.