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• (859): View more from Kentucky

  Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt

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  And?

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• (970): View more from Colorado

  i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  i don't really know how much tequila is too much

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.

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• (716): View more from New York

  i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral

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• (803): View more from South Carolina

  I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.

  (304): View more from West Virginia

  Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.

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• (406): View more from Montana

  There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo

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• (775): View more from Nevada

  he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever

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• (702): View more from Nevada

  Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.

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• (910): View more from North Carolina

  She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.

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• (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security

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• (310): View more from California

  I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.

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