is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
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I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
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I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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