Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
Just found my car keys in your throw-up.
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
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