Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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