just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
This Girl Got Ghosted By Her BF Of 5 Years While On A Trip They Took For Her Birthday
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
I took the weekend off because he and I were supposed to go to Vegas for our anniversary and get a hooker remember?
Ah, yes. Who says romance is dead?
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
People Are Applauding Chrissy Teigen For Getting Candid About Breast-Pumping
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
When we left, you were on your third beer. When we came back to grab you, you had a pint glass half full of whiskey and had convinced the band to give you a microphone.
My dick has a subreddit
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila