she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
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I need you to use more vowels.
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Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
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Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)