i barfeds in our rink
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
Floor bacon is actually really good
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
Randomize
